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Joke of the Day
"Lesbians be like ""Oh no it's the end of the world!"""
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"What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner? One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger."
"Why are there no feminists in Japan? Because they hunt whales."
"What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland? 5 years."
"What do you call a blad man with dandruff? A Snowglobe!"
"Q: What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts? A: Your ghostliness."
"Even if women came with a set of instructions, men would toss them aside without reading them."
"""I'd hit that!"" -- me gazing at rock bottom"
"By a show of Hans, how many of you are German?"
"DOCTOR: [holding $5 bill] what's this for? ME: it's a tip DOCTOR: okay but you're still dying ME: [hands him another $5 bill]"