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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland? 5 years."
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"Did you know unicorns exist? Yeah man. You didn't know? They're short and fat, and people call them rhinos."
"Q: What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument? A: A tuba toothpaste."
"Morpheus: ""You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and--"" Me: ""Blue pill."""
"I saw a sign yesterday that said, ""Have you seen this man?"" with a little picture of the criminal and a number to call. I was bored so I rung them up and said, ""No, I haven't."""
"I get home and realize where my house stood a shark now sits dressed as a house with its mouth open Shark:[nervously makes house noises]"
"There was time in the old west A dog with three legs walks into a saloon, he slams open the doors, looks around at the startled patrons and asks, ""Anyone seen my PAW?"""
"What bird can lift the most? A crane"
"In 2000 years, people will celebrate all this with chocolate eggs delivered by an imaginary rabbit. ~Time travelling me, to Pontius Pilate."
"Wrapping gifts and one kid has more than the other so to even it up I hope she likes this bag of potatoes."