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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner? One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger."

"What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum? Dah okey pokey mon."

"What does Putin say during his new years speech? Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!"

"Lock myself in the bathroom for an hour and a half to get ready. Come out looking exactly the same, but my phone's at 9% and I have to pee."

"How do you make holy water? Put it in a pot and boil the hell out if it."

"My mating call in winter is just me shaving my legs."

"What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad? Chin up pal."

"How many people live in the lower part of Italy? There are literally Sicilians."

"Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend."

"Did I tell you about my old girl friend with only one leg? Unfortunately we broke up. Turns out she leans both ways."