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Joke of the Day
"""I'd hit that!"" -- me gazing at rock bottom"
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"Did you hear about the new Marvel superhero movie about the guy who kills villains with bad jokes? It's called The Pun-isher."
"Have you met the mushroom man? He's a real fun guy."
"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb has to want to change"
"What's the difference between Hitler and Trump? Hitler knew when to kill himself."
"A physics teacher accidentally walks into the psychology classroom on her first day... Whoops wrong sub"
"Argentina is surprisingly cold. In fact it's bordering on Chile."
"I feel so alive when I watch an object fall and shatter into hundreds of pieces. Not alive enough to clean up the mess though."
"You know what celebrity they should get for Dancing With the Stars? That plastic bag from American Beauty."
"Roses are red grass is green open your legs and i'll give you some cream."