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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no feminists in Japan? Because they hunt whales."
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"Before they built this Trader Joe's, there was just an empty field with wild shoppers politely blocking each other's way"
"How do fish party Seaweed"
"Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle out of himself."
"I always play it safe during sex. I cut the telephone chord."
"I'm no meteorologist, but I'm washing my car so there's a 97% chance of rain."
"So I was petting a duckling the other day... you could say I was feeling a little down."
"Asked my grandfather if he had anything equivalent to Victoria's Secret when he was young He said ""No, we had morals."""
"I'm not a quitter. ""Lights cigarette"""
"So an elephant and a naked man are talking, you know how that goes... and the elephant says to the naked man. ""Its cute but can you really breathe through it?"""