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Joke of the Day

"I used to watch the Olympics on TV as a child and dream of growing up and also watching the Olympics on TV but on a better TV."

"What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines? Kit Cat Bar"

"At what age do you think it's appropriate... ...to tell a highway it's adopted?"

"What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common? A wet nose."

"We save women and children first because the dads have to make sure all the lights are off and the thermostat is set appropriately."

"What do you call two jalapenos getting it on? Fucking hot!"

"Hell hath no fury like this woman attempting to type ""scorned"" and having it autocorrected to ""scrotum"" 13 times in a row."

"You only have one childhood, it may as well last your entire life."

"What is a uppercase 'i'? Pointless."

"How do you tell which truck is the mail truck? It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day."