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Joke of the Day

"A constipated man walks into the doctors office. The doctor tells him he's full of shit."

"I recently took up meditation..... It beats sitting around doing nothing"

"I have an inferiority complex But it's a not very good one...:("

"Speaking of dogs... There's a dog with no hind legs, and bollocks made of steel. So, this dog is coming down the street. Do you know what is the name of the dog? . . . . Sparky!"

"FITNESS TIP: Stretching is important. Stretch out flat on your back. Stretch your eyelids over your eyes. Stretch a blanket over your body."

"A termite walks into a bar... And asks, ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"What is the difference between snow men and snow women? Snowballs"

"My friend David had his id stolen. I just call him Dav."

"What's Trump's favorite place to shop? *Wall-Mart* ^^pls ^^no ^^kill ^^I ^^came ^^up ^^with ^^this ^^at ^^2 ^^in ^^the ^^morning"

"Customer: Waiter I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together."