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Joke of the Day
"I have an inferiority complex But it's a not very good one...:("
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"I like my women like I like my calzones Somewhat crusty on the outer part and really gooey and cheesy on the inner part."
"Can't believe the Obama 2012 campaign isn't using the slogan ""Once you go black, you don't go back."""
"Rather than trying to ""change"" your passwords, accept them for their imperfections and they will grow stronger than you can possibly imagine"
"Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Christmas, the side chick is you!"
"I slept with a slut that liked to twist words... I forget her name, so I just refer to her as ""Whorenadoe"""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? A black guy was following her."
"How can you tell if your dog is gay? If he's sucking another dogs dick in the back of a gay dog night club."
"What are sardines? A little fish that smells like fingers."
"My friend owns a zoo... My friend owns a zoo but the only animal is a tiny dog... Its a Shitzu"