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Joke of the Day
"A termite walks into a bar... And asks, ""Is the bar tender here?"""
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"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."
"What did the vegan give the homeless guy? A lecture."
"Why don't you ever want Hitler to be your chemistry lab partner? Because he always ends with a really fucked up final solution"
"What do you call a big butt? mASSive"
"I want to write a mystery novel. Or Do I ?"
"When does a cub scout become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie."
"If a Church Congregation from Massachusetts goes on a Bus Ride It would be Mass Mass Mass Transit"
"Why did the dead baby cross the road Because I kicked it. Bonus wife is giving birth right now."
"Dogs: OMG YOU'RE HOME! I LOVE YOU!!! Cats: greetings human. as you may have noticed, my food bowl is empty...fill it..I'll be on the couch."