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Joke of the Day

"Women are like a swimming pool... considering the money you spent on it and the time you spend in it"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One; changing a light bulb is a fairly simple task which usually doesn't require assistance."

"I told my dad that I was taking a C programming course. He offered to give me some pointers."

"Saw a documentary on rim-jobs last night. It was very tongue-in-cheek."

"Why bachelors are skinner than married men A bachelor goes into the kitchen, opens the fridge, sighs, goes to bed. A married man goes into the bedroom, lifts the blanket, sighs, goes to the fridge."

"If the bride tosses you the bouquet, how long are you allowed to beat her with it?"

"See you later masturbater Afterwhile pedophile"

"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant... But then i changed my mind."

"What's the difference between purple and pink? Your grip!"

"Hey kids, don't forget to look both ways before getting hit by a car."