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Joke of the Day

"What type of target shooting does Lil Jon do? Skeet skeet motherfucker!"

"My teacher said I'd end up working in McDonald's. Well, look who's laughing now. The guy's ordering chicken off me in KFC."

"What do you call a group of well-endowed, homosexual physicists? Large hardon colliders"

"A midget psychic escaped prison today... Authorities claim there's a small medium at large."

"How much hate does it take to qualify as a ""hater""? I hate tons of stuff."

"In Amsterdam you could watch live sex shows by paying 50 Euros. That's nothing - In India, I watched a live rape just by buying a bus ticket."

"One wrong choice in a Nancy Drew Choose Your Own Aventure book and you're wearing a human intestine as a scarf in post-apocalyptic Boise."

"Baby seal walks into a club..."

"What's the difference between a Lentil and a Chickpea? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a Lentil on my face."

"Black people, want to piss white people off? Open a restaurant. And don't serve coffee or brunch."