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Joke of the Day

"There is no ""we"" in chocolate."

"Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee? Cus he drank it before it was cool..."

"Masonry work is hard There's a lot of trowel and error."

"Why don't they just get Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail?"

"What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon? The second one is a race for the cure. Source:http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3180"

"I've been driving for about seven years and haven't had an accident yet... I guess you could call me a wreckless driver"

"I tried to help by doing my daughter's hair once and a kind old lady offered her a hot meal and a warm place to sleep."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? TENTACLES!"

"2 Egyptians noticed their farts smelled the same. They had a Tutankhamen."

"People make such a big deal about vegans, but I don't get it. I've never had a beef with one."