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Joke of the Day
"What exactly is dissassociative identity disorder? I've heard of it but don't know what it means?"
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"Brew coffee. Chill coffee. Use coffee instead of water to make Twice-Brewed Coffee. Win Nobel Prize. Begin to glow, levitate. Eat building."
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"TIL that Kim Kardashian's giant ass has it's own birth certificate, and even has a legal name: Kanye."
"What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up."
"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colors? He had a reptile-dysfunction."
"In the future, people won't ask for a cup of sugar... Instead, they'll ask for a gigabyte of sug.rar"
"Just thought I caught my wife looking at porn; turns out she was shopping for underwear for herself. What a fucking pervert."
"I hate bipolar jokes... They're hilarious."
"Me: Hello darkness my old friend Darkness: please stop calling me that. My name is Susan"