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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.... A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"Don't you hate it when... The inferior sex accuses you of being misogynistic?"

"Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving ""Black Friday""? Because everything is a steal."

"""...and it looks like you spent $80,000 on alcohol this year?"" - my tax guy"

"How can you tell if a chocolate bar is kosher? It's got a Jewey caramel center."

"How can you tell that a black person used your computer? It's gone."

"Yesterday my wife got stung by a bee while golfing I asked where, and she informed me it was between the first and second holes. Being the helpful type, I advised her that her stance was too wide."

"What did your mom's leg say to her other leg? Nothing; they've never met."

"M: Um, you just spelled ""qwerty"" as ""querty"". H: So? M: Look at the keyboard. H: And? M: [Breaking fourth wall look to camera]"

"An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says; 'Is this a joke?'"