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Joke of the Day

"Would you like to hear a joke? The republican primary debate."

"I went shopping . . . I went to the supermarket to get some groceries. When I got to the dairy section, they only had one piece of cheese left. It was provolone."

"Sometimes, during the movie previews, I'll turn to the stranger sitting next to me and whisper, ""We should really go see that together."""

"I told this girl to call me when she got home I guess she's homeless."

"Take her down to 3000 feet below sea level... ...oops, wrong sub."

"*Frankenstein arrives with his monster at a bodybuilding contest* ""Oh, you meant... you meant it like... ugh. Well that was a waste of time"""

"I will never forget the last thing my grandma said to me right before she died on her death bed in the hospital? Dont pull tha......."

"Plunging... ...is like performing CPR on your toilet."

"I bought a Russian porno magazine the other day called Barely Legal. Opened it up and there was a picture of two men holding hands."

"Whats the difference between 3 big cocks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."