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Joke of the Day

"*Frankenstein arrives with his monster at a bodybuilding contest* ""Oh, you meant... you meant it like... ugh. Well that was a waste of time"""

"Knock knock, interrupting cat (warning, do NOT tell joke in busy public areas) Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting cat Interrupting ca... MMEEAAOOWW"

"How do you determine the personality of a hot dog? Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test"

"What do you call a Dr. that shares your medical history with everyone? a HIPAAcrite"

"Saw a cute girl at work today. I told her I get off in five minutes and she smiled. Then I said I finish work in one hour and she left."

"A triangle exploded and a piece hit me. It was a 60-debris angle."

"I like people how I like my coffee... I don't like coffee!"

"If you really want to fuck a vampire.. then i'd say you're down for the count"

"What do Canadians put on their steaks? Eh-1 (Sorry)"

"A wizard walks into a gay bar... And disappears with a poof."