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Joke of the Day
"Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water personally."
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"Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad? Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different."
"Cliffs are so great... But they have one downside"
"My girlfriend has just bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta."
"My friend learned today that his effeminate kid's favourite song comes from Annie. I'm not sure, but if I had to guess, The Son'll Come Out Tomorrow."
"What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back? Wheeeeee!"
"It should be legal to shoot people who speed up only to keep you from passing."
"Politically Correct Chiggers Chegreos."
"Last night my friend Gavin overdosed on heart burn medicine...... I can't believe Gaviscon."
"What do you call a black man walking down the street? A pedestrian."