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"I've always stood up for black people. It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat."
"Remember the old times in the Internet? Where men are men, women are men, and the national security agents are young children."
"this is ironic apparently Joan of arc loved a good barbecue."
"My wife just told me she read all 1800 of my tweets. I feel like I did when I was 10 and my mom found that magazine under the mattress...."
"Typos. The Greek God of spelling errors."
"""Please don't make a scene."" -Horrible movie director"
"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? (x-post from /r/adviceanimals) Because if they had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"
"If God is all seeing Does that mean he can see John Cena?"
"A priest checks into a hotel and asks the girl on reception ""I hope porn channel is disabled"".... The girl replies with ""No. It's just the normal stuff you sick fuck""."