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Joke of the Day

"What is the ultimate pleasure? To rub peanut butter on your dick and then run through a kindergarten."

"I'm in Southern Texas ... ... and it's so hot here, the trees are fighting over the dogs."

"Marvel at this joke. What do you call an Asgardian instrument specialist with an attitude problem? A Thor Luthier."

"What's the most popular pickup line at a gay bar? ""Hey, can I push your stool in?"""

"Damn you autocorrect for making me look like an idiom. Always trying to make a tool out of me."

"The human body is 70 percent water?? *looks at a glass of water* damn girl"

"Why is North Korea going fail against America? They lack the element of supplies"

"[Mulder softly whispering ""I want to"" at every exhibit in the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum.]"

"What do you call a cockroach filing a complaint? A Bug report"

"Computer: Do you trust this device? Me: Why? Is there something you're not telling me?"