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Joke of the Day

"What did Magic Johnson give his teammates after winning an NBA title? A HI-V (high five)"

"Did you hear they are still going to run the New York Marathon? Phelps is the favourite."

"I was going to tell a joke about a vacuum But I realized it sucked."

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4rM4oj-u3A"

"In the toy shop in my area, packet balloons cost $0.10 each, but $10 when filled with air? God damn inflation."

"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? A paraplegic in a house fire."

"Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for what is essentially the same service."

"My Girlfriend thought we should get Friends With Benefits. I dumped her, I can't stand Justin Timberlake."

"You guys hear the one about the little French pig? It cried Oui Oui Oui all the way home."

"There's a new study out from the Department of Education... It shows that two thirds of Americans don't understand fractions and the other half don't care."