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Joke of the Day
"What did Magic Johnson give his teammates after winning an NBA title? A HI-V (high five)"
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"My eyes always hurt whenever I have sex It's probably the pepper spray"
"Two pedophiles are on a beach One says to the other ""Can you move you're in my sun"""
"Jesus at the Last Supper. Jesus: *breaks bread* - This is my body! *holds a glass of wine* - This is my blood. *starts to open a jar of mayo* Judas: Sorry Jesus, I will have to stop you there."
"Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!"
"Why'd the ISIS fighter bring his son to the execution? Like all fathers, he wanted his son to get ahead."
"What is brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr.Dre"
"I'm in the mood to multiply"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a six-shooter"
"Forget drugs and sex. Parents please talk to your kids about their grammar and spelling."