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Joke of the Day
"Do a little dance, make a little love, pay child support."
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"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breath out of that tiny thing?"
"Why can't you fool aborted babies? Because they weren't born yesterday."
"What do you call a monkey sitting on a lions back? The most animalistic way to ride a pussy"
"Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents)."
"My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined."
"Christians have the first name Christian, Muslims Mohammed, Jews Isaac, what boys name do atheist have? Godfrey"
"I heard a great HIPAA joke yesterday But I can't tell you !"
"If my boyfriend ever cheated on me I'd be like omg I have a boyfriend :)"
"Why is faith greater than science? Science made buildings and planes but faith brought them together."