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Joke of the Day
"Why did Joey fall of the swing? Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey."
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"Hi, you've reached my voicemail. Send me a text like a normal person."
"Wanna hear a joke The UN"
"What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman."
"Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer."
"What is 90-60-90? Speed while driving past a speed camera."
"I wonder if the Colorado Planned Parenthood shooter had a Plan B?"
"Q: What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion? A: A bow T.I.E."
"Why did god give women legs? Have you ever seen the trail a snail leaves?"
"What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born? Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!"