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Joke of the Day

"What do ghosts get when they're aroused? Booners"

"How many Police Officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None. He 'fell'."

"Whats your wife's anus and a nine volt battery got in common? You know its wrong, but sooner or later your going to touch it with your tongue."

"Q: What do you call Santa's helpers? A: Subordinate Clauses."

"If someone is bothering you with unneccessary calls to your cell number, post their number on eBay with the ad ""iPhone 5S for $1 only"""

"How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood? He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire."

"What did God say when he made black people? ""Ah, shit. A burnt batch."""

"*muttered from inside a bear* ""Go hiking,"" they said."

"I'm not the male chauvinist one God is, he is the one that made women inferior."

"I bet if that Malaysian plane had stolen tweets, some of you guys would've found it already."