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Joke of the Day
"What kind of Pop do you cook with? Baking Soda"
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"Anyone who says ""Let's all put our phones down and talk with each other,"" is just running out of battery and needs a charge."
"In N Out Describes my visit to the Vatican City"
"What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin"
"What is this superb owl of which you speak?"
"The one Pacifist friend. Pacifist friend: ""Do you want to hear my war-cry?"" *cries his eyes out while watching two dogs fighting*"
"What's a SJW's favorite maths topic? Triggernometry"
"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants In case he gets a hole in one"
"What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called? A Sith."
"Unscramble these words Unscramble these words ! 1) PENSI 2) HITLRE 3) NIGGRE 4) BUTTSXE DO YOU GET SPINE,LITHER,GINGER AND SUBTEXT ?"