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Joke of the Day

"did you watch the obese fashion show? they had some pretty good role models"

"What do owls sing when it is raining ? 'Too wet to woo' !"

"In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris."

"What do you call a migrant in space? illegal alien"

"Meteorologist - Be horrible at you job and no one really cares. Pizza Delivery Driver - Be five minutes late and people lose their minds!"

"Why did Kennedy throw his head back? He was taking a shot."

"Once my gym teacher told me ""you are what you eat."" I Immediately replied ""you callin' me a pussy?"""

"Did you hear Gotye converted from Judaism to Catholicism? After realizing he didn't need to follow Jewish customs, he exclaimed to the rabbi, ""you didn't have to cut me off!"""

"How do you pronounce ""nihilism?"" It doesn't matter"

"Is that chili in your pocket, or are you just terrified to see me?"