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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a migrant in space? illegal alien"
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"How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest. Alien vs predator"
"People who comment with 'goose bums' on YouTube videos, more power to you!"
"What did the call of duty player say to his girlfriend about gaining weight? EX SO FAT"
"How do black people decide what day to wear airbrushed memorial t-shirts of dead relatives?"
"Three penguins 3 penguins are walking down the road in Arizona. First one looks at the other two and says "" what the fuck we doing out here!!!!"""
"Shit Post In a packed auditorium, a hypnotist hypnotized the whole audience with a Pendulum. Suddenly, the Pendulum fell down. He said ""SHIT""... It took 3 Days to clean the auditorium.."
"It is NOT acceptable to lift up the back of a woman's shirt to look at her lower back tattoo, even if you're at Walmart... I know that now"
"What did the county Sheriff say about the black man who was shot 15 times? ""Worst case of suicide I've ever seen"""
"What do you call unpredictable nudity? Erratica."