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Joke of the Day

"Why are Jewish men Circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off"

"I am so good in bed.... I can stay there all day long"

"I would tell you a pedophile joke, but it has some minor issues."

"I just made my Chiropractor's day by calling him Doctor in front of his mom."

"Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival? She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast."

"""Hey! check out my new ink"" *removes shirt, stands naked* ""Dude!, I don't see anything"" ""It's invisible ink"""

"Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose."

"Hey mind if I try some of your chloroform? Sure knock yourself out."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic."

"I just want to be rich enough to add bacon without asking how much more it costs."