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Joke of the Day
"Why are Jewish men Circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off"
Next Joke
"Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta."
"What do you call a man with news paper down his pants Russel"
"Someone knocked at my door asking if I would like to donate to the children's home so I just chucked him a few kids"
"Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting? He was addicted to crack."
"Difference between a 14 year old girl and a Volvo? I don't have a Volvo BOUND AND GAGGED IN MY BASEMENT"
"The water from a drinking fountain tastes like pennies and mumps."
"How do you stop a bull from charging? Take away his credit card."
"I'm surprised ""slow internet connection"" doesn't come up more often as a motive in murder trials."
"Oh you're upset about a thing? Allow me to remind you that there are other, more upsetting things. Somehow I think this should help you"