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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe that they only taught us abstinence during sex ed! It's inconceivable!"

"Did you hear about the woman who tried to join ISIS? I heard jihad a bad time time."

"Just had to Google synonyms for the word creative. The irony is not lost on me."

"Q: What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant? A: ""Is it mine?"""

"You know what they say about killing bees... It's a real buzzkill."

"So I was invited to an amputee party last night... It was absolutely crawling with pussy."

"I haven't had a good nights sleep since I started wondering what holds up those blocks in Mario."

"2 blondes walk into a building You would think one of them would have seen it"

"My teacher was impressed with my mediocre computer programming project He gave me a C++!"

"How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost? They'll hold a Beyonceance."