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Joke of the Day
"Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive."
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"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar Nazi? there, their, they're."
"It's time for my wife's 12 week sonogram! I can't wait to see what we'll have! A son or an abortion"
"Destroying the Death Star was a terrorist act. Allah Ackbar!!!!!"
"If your Prius was a transformer his name would be Fagatron"
"I don't have a girlfriend.... I just know a few people who would get mad if I said that."
"What do politicians and diapers have in common? They both should be changed regularly, for the same reason! *ba dum tssh*"
"Dear LOL, Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, I have nothing else to say"
"Marriage is a workshop.........The husband works & The wife shops"
"A guy asks a librarian if she has a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat She says, ""It rings a bell but I can't be certain."""