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Joke of the Day

"A guy asks a librarian if she has a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat She says, ""It rings a bell but I can't be certain."""

"What's the difference between a video game and a baby? I don't start masturbating when I've beaten a video game"

"What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door? Matt."

"Mexican & Black jokes are all the same, once you've heard Jaun, you've heard Jamal."

"Dear Santa, Last year you gave me a sweater for Christmas. This year I would prefer a Moaner or a Screamer."

"Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!"

"On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Ladin, how good was my hiding spot??"

"Did you hear about the new circumcision clinic opening up? I hear the doctors only work for tips."

"You know that guy who looks like that other guy in that show we used to like? He died. - how my wife and I communicate"

"A man called Knock Knock knocks on a door: Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? ..."