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Joke of the Day

"What do politicians and diapers have in common? They both should be changed regularly, for the same reason! *ba dum tssh*"

"What's the same about nail care and black people? They're both manicures"

"There is nothing wrong with sex before marriage... ... as long as it doesn't delay the wedding."

"Kangaroo can jump higher than a house Mostly because houses can't jump"

"Why did the dragon go to jail for farting? Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out."

"Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche."

"Going to meet my daughter's kindergarten teacher tonight. Her name is Miss Cox. Not sure I'm mature enough for this situation."

"I got a 100 on my test! Because it was the answer to problem number 3 and not even the right answer."

"Ask me if I'm a truck."

"If someone tries to assassinate Trump what will the secret service shout? ""Donald, duck"""