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Joke of the Day

"What did T say to reassure V? ""Don't worry. I'm right behind U."""

"I recently met an indian baker who claimed to be socially rebellious He called himself a Naan-Conformist."

"Statistics never show how many accidents each year are the direct result of a guy checking out some chick's ass."

"I was gonna make a Justin Bieber joke.. But, Sorry."

"My gynecologist recognized me at the grocery store, so I guess I need to start wearing longer skirts."

"I love it when all my iPhone apps tremble in fear when I'm about to delete one of them. Makes me feel like God."

"Despite other issues one aspect of Pokemon Go is perfect: You're always encountering new and interesting bugs."

"I had to buy a voodoo doll of myself and rub its back."

"[hotel] wife: I'm gonna go change. Find us a movie, ok? *winks* me: Ok! *wife comes out in lingerie* wife: What'd you pick? me: Space Jam"

"I was so happy it only took me seven days to complete this puzzle! The box said it would take 2-4 years."