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Joke of the Day
"Well if you cant buy babys at Babys R Us what in the world do they sell?"
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"Girl are you a fox? Because I don't know wtf you're saying."
"What happened to the Chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He smashed his nose"
"I went to a premature ejaculation clinic... ... but there was no one there. Guess I came too early."
"It's really hard to be stealthy while carrying half a box of Tic Tacs. The more you know."
"Me:[grabbing my guitar] i wrote this for you. Her: awww. Me:*pulls note out of guitar hole* ""we're out of cereal."""
"How do you paint a wall with dead babies? It depends how hard you throw them."
"What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad? Chin up pal."
"What is a suicidal Weebs favorite anime? Bleach."
"Someone told me you thought you were good enough to be part of my exclusive pee club. Ok. Urine."