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Joke of the Day

"ME [struggling]: skinny jeans, skinny jeans, let me in SCARED DENIM: don't come back till you're thinny, thin, thin"

"I'm so grateful to the teacher who defined the word ""plethora"" for me... It meant a lot."

"Why are mountains so funny? Because they are hill-areas"

"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard."

"Put me in your bio so I know it's real... Just kidding, I'd rather be in your will."

"What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama? Vineyard Skynyrd"

"Why won't North Korea ever have a successful space program? There's no air in space for them to eat."

"Did you hear about the beef jerky manufacturer who was convicted of fraud? It was a cut and dry case."

"*Alcohol kills germs. *Vodka is alcohol. *Flu is germs. *Vodka kills the flu. *You're welcome!"

"Bloody FedEx... I've been waiting all day for my punchline"