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Joke of the Day
"Do I have a police record? No... but I have two of their albums on tape."
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"How do blind people know their ass is clean after they poop? One bark means clean, two means dirty."
"No thanks, toilets that flush. -kids"
"what do you call the most famous canadian hacking group? anonymoose."
"What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business!"
"I was thinking of getting myself Cryogenically frozen but now I have cold feet"
"All I want for my children is to be happy when .. .. they grow up, so I'll definitely advise them not to have any children."
"The fastest way to get to the front of the line at Starbucks is just to tell everyone you saw Adele outside."
"People who don't understand sarcasm are awesome."
"Adele has announced that she will be singing the theme for the next James Bond film. Diet Another Day will be released in 2014."