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Joke of the Day
"What did Ron Burgandy say when he dropped his waffle on the beach? Go fuck yourself sandy Eggo"
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"There once a website called toogle now it is google"
"""I'm a very private person"" - people who are on back to back reality shows"
"I told Jim he is upside-down His nose runs and his feet smell."
"It feels like every time I look at the time it's 9:11 I hope this doesn't get me on a watch list."
"the average goat is 9 carrots tall if you measure goats in carrots"
"What's the most offensive jokes you guys have? What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear"
"Why did the cat stop singing? Because it was out of tuna."
"Did you hear about the fire man who lost his job? He was laid off."
"Since you guys like clean jokes, here is one."