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Joke of the Day
"It feels like every time I look at the time it's 9:11 I hope this doesn't get me on a watch list."
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"I'm gonna have an Avengers themed birthday party But don't tell anyone, I'm trying to keep it Loki."
"What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo"
"Ask me about my vow of silence."
"I'm very serious about my cereal. I'm all about that Life."
"Guinness book of world records I use to have my dick in the Guinness book of world records, but then the librarian told me I had to leave."
"What do you call a Russian surgeon who carries out circumcisions? Katia Dickov"
"Life is like a dick pic... Sometimes you get things you don't ask for."
"What did the bad shock tell the good shock? I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world."
"*puts dreamcatcher above bed* ""Sure hope this works"" *wakes up in the middle of the night* *Ryan Gosling is stuck in dreamcatcher* ""YES"""