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Joke of the Day

"I told Jim he is upside-down His nose runs and his feet smell."

"Don't trust an atom... They make up everything."

"Yesterday, I told my son about the Tooth Fairy. Today, I find 33 teeth under his pillow. Clearly they are not his. I am very, very afraid."

"My sickening birdwatching experience. I must be ill - I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it was actually a seabird. I think I've taken a tern for the wurst."

"In Germany, these are the three main fat groups: 1. Gesattigt Fett (Saturated Fat) 2. Trans Fett (Trans Fat) 3. Boba Fett"

"Did you hear about the guy that got trampled by the triplets? He's six feet under now."

"Nephews joke... What do you call a witch that goes to the beach? Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew"

"How do you turn a cock into a clock? Put two hands and a face on it."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's a trick question. Feminists haven't changed anything."

"A good looking girl waved at me today... but there was no way I was swimming out that far to save her."