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Joke of the Day
"Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me!"
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"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field! :p"
"Boss:""I'll need those projections done Aesop!"" Me:""You mean ASAP?"" Boss:""No, I mean a parable that uses animals to convey a moral lesson."""
"What does a rapper use to write their songs? Word,yo."
"The US won gold in shooting They have good schools for it"
"Do you know what moth balls smell like? How'd you get their little legs apart?"
"When an unattractive woman in a bar asks me my sign I tell her ""Stop."""
"What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it? Linoleum Blownapart"
"Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To tax the chicken."
"Anytime I cannot find my kids I just go to the bathroom and wait for them to barge in"