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Joke of the Day
"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing"
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"I tried making a chemistry joke today... ... But all the good element jokes Argon"
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts"
"The doctor told me I couldn't lift large objects for two weeks after surgery. Guess I'll be peeing sitting down for awhile."
"How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!"
"What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!"
"*opens kitchen drawer* Me: Whoa, what's with all the whisks? Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me?"
"A priest, a blonde, and an Irishman walk into a bar And all open this Reddit post comments to see who the real jokes are"
"The museum curator was able to identify the slutty violin... ...it was a Straddlevarious :("
"I wanted to make a Zelda joke.. But I didn't wanna tri and force it. :D"