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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl who friend zones you? M'lady"
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"What I learned from Titanic was that u need to have sex as soon as possilble with the person u like cause u never know what might happen."
"What did the buffalo say to his son when he went to college? Bison."
"World Cup And Oscar Looks like even Oscar Pistorius had a better defense than Brazil in the semi-finals"
"So a baby seal walks into a club I'll show myself out"
"My job testing fizzy drinks is really getting to me... It's soda grading."
"Winter is like your boyfriend... you know it's coming soon but you want it to hold off for as long as possible"
"What's worse than beating a dead horse? Shooting a live gorilla"
"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years.... I don't have 2020 vision."
"You can eat all the Curry you want... Freddie is eating more Curry! Sorry"