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Joke of the Day
"I heard Sean Connery's great grandpa was hung for lese-majeste. God, shave the Queen."
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"[NSFW] If you're born with a penis you're a boy, a vagina, you're a girl, but...... If your born with a couple of cunts for parents then you're probably gender neutral"
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"I noticed that my waitress had a black eye... So I ordered veeerrryyy slooowwwly, because she obviously doesn't listen."
"There's 2 types if redditors Those who repost jokes And those who complain about the first type"
"She told me if I turned off the light I could put it in her butt I guess I should have let the bulb cool first."