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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican? They tell you."
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"My friend asked me if I was interested in a chess tournament. I said yes and he tried to sell me a sculpture of a woman's tits."
"We don't have a chimney but I've assured my children that Santa and anyone else could easily sneak into our home at night."
"If 'real life' was really that great, Twitter wouldn't be so fucking addictive."
"I'm smiling. This should scare you."
"They say statistically, 1 out of every 3 of your neighbors are likely to be a pedophile. Luckily for me, I live next to two gorgeous 12 year olds."
"What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far? I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!"
"What's gray and comes in quarts? According to my mom, my new stepdad"
"What do you call a shirt you hate? *Cloathed*"
"What would Jesus's favorite gun be? A nail gun"