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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bee's make milk? BOObees!"
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"Just ate a bunch of confetti... Now I'm a party pooper."
"Absolutely is my favourite nothing to do..."
"What did the Muslim on a surfboard say? Aloha Akbar!"
"I heard Venezuelan currency has inflated so much they are weighing it instead of counting it. Looks like they finally transitioned from bolivars to pounds."
"What's the difference between a radical feminist and a suicide bomber? One's being triggered and one's pulling the trigger."
"Bernie has a fucked up Campaign Slogan. As a Jew, why the fuck would his campaign slogan be ""Feel the Bern""? Love the guy, best canidate, a bit flawed and optimistic. Don't kill me bernie bros."
"What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead? Necro-Ophelia"
"My counselor suggested I take Sign language in school... She said it was pretty handy"
"I just invented a new word: plagiarism."