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Joke of the Day
"How I would kidnap pedophiles. Have a white van advertisting free kids."
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"What kind of fish is the worst friend? The Sel-Fish"
"Failed a urine test... took a shit :("
"Just sent my boss an email that said ""Keep me coming"" instead of ""Keep 'em coming."" So, that's fun."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Balanchine ! Balachine who ? Balachine act !"
"Jihad balloons are my favorite They blow themselves up"
"Two Goldfish are in a tank and one says to the other, you drive, I'll fire the gun"
"Fish and chips joke I draw the line at having fish and chips for breakfast I mean, there's a time and a plaice"
"How to know if a cat is male or female, from far ? Put a cup of milk on the floor. If he comes it's a male and if she comes it's a female !"
"What does a llama do when it goes on holidays? Alpaca ya bags."