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Joke of the Day

"What sound does a shotgun make? Cobain Cobain"

"""Nice to meet you,"" she said, meeting me for the third time"

"Where did all the cuts and blood come from? The school went on a trip!"

"9 out of 10 dentists agree: golf is a fantastic way to avoid raising your children."

"I got arrested today for feeding the homeless guys on my street... And to top it off, the cops took away my potato gun."

"What's the difference between the Joker and Ronald McDonald? The Joker only killed people in Gotham City."

"The French name for I Can't Believe It's Not Butter translates literally to False Butter Has Entered Our Home"

"When my son loses his 1st tooth, Im putting $1 under his pillow and a note that says ""I'll be back with a hammer for the rest. -Tooth Fairy"""

"I'm so hipster... I wear modern clothes before anybody in the future wears them as hipster fashion."

"Q:Why did the banana walk out of the movie theater? A:the film didn't appeal to him."