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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the Joker and Ronald McDonald? The Joker only killed people in Gotham City."

"What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit? Johnny Cash."

"In my spare time I like to.... Comment the funniest thing, it doesn't have to be true"

"There was a prison break at Guantanomo Bay Authorities warned of ""free radicals"" in area."

"What do you call a constipated optimist? A half ass full kind-a guy!"

"*Ghost snatches phone from me* ""Who you gonna call now?"""

"Reddit gold is a lot like Nazi gold Accumulated over the corpses of people you've burned"

"One time, I pulled my pants down to moon someone & accidentally opened the car door instead of the window & rolled down the street naked."

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired? He became an ex-terminator!"

"I like my women how I like my showers... Cold, crying and alone."