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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the Joker and Ronald McDonald? The Joker only killed people in Gotham City."

"Dinner with Mom: Are these real people you're talking about or are they from the internet?"

"I asked an LAPD officer to tell me a joke All he said was ""Black teenagers civil rights"""

"My grandma always said slow and steady wins the race. She died in a house fire."

"An E-Flat , a G-Flat & a B-Flat walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve minors""."

"So my friend and I were playing chess. I said ""why don't we make this interesting"" so we stopped playing. Credit - I can't remember which comedian I stole this off but i am sure reddit will know"

"What's the difference between my ex and my toaster? It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster."

"(Trump rally) Trump: I'll take questions now. Reporter: How will you fix California's drought? Trump: More water. Crowd: *cheers wildly*"

"Two fish are in a tank One turns to the other and asks, ""Do you know how to drive this?"""

"Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter."