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Joke of the Day

"black turf what do you call a black guy buried from the neck up Afro turf"

"I recently bought one of those Dutch ovens, but everything I cook ends up tasting like farts."

"Why are there no black people in clue? Because then it wouldn't be a mystery."

"What do the Optimist Club and the Mile High Club have in common? They're both about giving a flying fuck."

"Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it? Elf-raising flour of course."

"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but they'd have to be really, *really* small."

"If i had two number 9s for every gender that exists I would have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda."

"What do you call a Steer playing with itself? Beef Stroganoff"

"What's a junkie's favorite videogame? Need for Speed."

"I'd rather watch a 3D video of my conception than watch one episode of The Real Housewives."