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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women... no penis"
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"Gold Medal What's better than winning a gold medal at the special Olympics? Not being retarded!"
"The Buddhist idea of Nirvana literally translates to ""Blown Out"" Typically in reference to something like a candle, but occasionally to Kurt Cobain's brains."
"I started writting an autobiography but I gave up... Story of my life."
"An Iraqi officer calls all Saddam's doubles and says: I have good and bad news. Good news is that Saddam is alive. Bad news is that he lost an arm."
"INTERVIEWER: Any questions for me? ME: How do I access the WIFI? INTERVIEWER: I meant about the job ME: Is that all capital?"
"(Here's a Pick up line) ... You should sell hot dogs ! Because you know how to make a wiener stand!"
"Where do some popes get their vestments? Urban Outfitters"
"Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal."
"Steps to success 1:speak with God 2:??? 3:prophet"