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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my women... no penis"

"A new report indicates Brazilians no longer support the 2016 Olympics They're too busy raising the team for the 2036 Special Olympics."

"Why did the hipster die? He thought breathing was too mainstream"

"Food trucks were invented by a guy who really loved fast food but hated how cheap it was & how he didn't have to stand in line forever."

"After years of commercials, I still have no idea what a Go Daddy is"

"Why did the salad cross the road? To get away from the PETA convention."

"Did you hear about the neutron that robbed the bank? It wasn't charged."

"What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross-country"

"A bug hit the windshield and my Grandma said: ""I bet he won't have the guts to do that again!"""

"Legalize drugs. Criminalize dumbasses."