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Joke of the Day
"I lost my balance on an escalator and fell down the stairs for 2 hours."
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"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it."
"Ever since they started calling pole dancers ""artists,"" I've been writing on my resume that my talents include ""moving in artistic circles."""
"Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie? because Ken always came in another box."
"I have an odd friend who gets off to the dictionary. It's weird but he's come to terms with it."
"Guess how I spell distraction? R-E-D-D-I-T"
"You know why I always use the lower urinal? The water's colder."
"I think I'm a mushroom Everyone keeps me in the dark and feeds me bullshit."
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic? Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog."
"I'd rather vote for Monica Lewinsky than Hillary Clinton... ...because at least a little bit of Bill rubbed off on Monica!"